Posted 9:51 AM by Jeremiah Smith
It's a fairly amusing little situation. The Boston area is filled to the brim with cute girls. There are the university girls, who are smart and affluent and just about as likely to give you the time of day as they are to sprout a third tit; and then there are the local gals, the ones I meet in night classes at Middlesex CC, who are friendly and outgoing and who speak in an accent that makes someone from West Virgina sound like a Rhodes Scholar, at a volume slightly louder than a 747 on takeoff. What I'm looking for is a happy medium - you know, someone from Michigan.

In other news, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City has a stranglehold on my life. Pathetic, I know, but not entirely surprising. Not really surprising at all.